Meltdown Monday

Real talk.

Today, I had a full-blown meltdown.

I won't go into any lame details except to say that I cured it properly with a two hour phone call to my mommy, a giant bowl of Kraft mac-n-cheese, several squares of sea salt dark chocolate, a thirty-page journal rant, and the Hunger Games via Netflix (because sometimes you need to remember that you, too, can be a B.A. like Katniss, and boys like Peeta won't be intimidated by you). It was golden.

I sincerely apologize for missing our usual Monday mix-ups. Alas, sometimes Life takes precedence.

In case you need a guide to melting down, here ya go:

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